After spending some times with her friends one day, Zany and I were sitting together with no one else nearby when she looked at me and said,

“Mom, you know how CJ farts?”

“Uhhhh, yes?”

“Well, girls don’t fart. They only toot.”

“Toot, huh?’

“Yes, and toots don’t stink.”

What am I going to do with this girl?

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