Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I’ve embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
Leave it to me to wind up in a group of grandmotherly porno writers who discuss sex toys and apple cobbler in the same breath. Also leave it to me to leak an outlandish plot idea to a bestselling author with the morals of a rabid squirrel. And only I could get arrested for a jewelry heist I didn’t commit—by a hunky cop whose handcuffs just might tempt me to sign up for a life of crime. Maybe I’ve found my calling after all…
This was one of those books that I just couldn’t read. I couldn’t even make it through the first chapter! It wasn’t written badly. I LOVED the plot. It was vulgar language and talk of intimate ‘instruments’ (this is a family friendly blog & I couldn’t think of anything else to insert there) that had my mouth agog.
Possibly if I’d read the third paragraph of the synopsis instead of just getting excited after the first two this wouldn’t have happened.
|Source:||Kensington Books via Netgalley|
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