Have you checked out the Darwin Awards? These are TRUE stories that just seem to be unbelievable. Here are some of my favorites from 2006: Semifinalist #1 A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy...
I read this somewhere & had to share... You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your...
A couple from Michigan decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel...
The kids wear dress clothes to school. It's not oppressive, just some version of khaki's and a polo. No biggie, right? This past Sunday morning, CJ comes up to leave for church in jeans. This is a no-go at my house! I just looked at him and said, 'Jeans?'. He said,...
I'm a WV girl. Yup, there it is. My sis-in-law, also a WV girl, emailed this to me she received it from another WV girl. Uh-Huh... it goes like that 😉 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get...
Just the other day as Zany, 9, was doing her homework, she looked up and asked, 'How do you spell pudgy?' I looked at her wondering what in the world that hard to do with her homework, when I heard her father answer, 'G-I-N-A'. HRMPH! 'Dear, your father is going to...
Wal-Mart Greeter... Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The...
Something to think about while you're listening to the carols this week 😉 [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey_IL57a-b0