I received an email not long ago telling me of something much worse than bed bugs!!! What is a calorie? Calories are the little b**tards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SH**S. Gina ~ Hott Books...
After a particularly stressful soccer game, I overheard a man look to the lady next to him and say: "Thank God the constipation is now over." She replied, with a sigh, "Anticipation, dear. It's anticipation". Gina ~ Hott Books
I'm not usually into jokes but this one was sent to me and it really made me laugh so I just had to shareFootball FINALLY makes sense..........A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the...
Windex tip KEEP THIS IN MIND AS YOU ARE DOING YOUR CLEANUP CHORES.New use for WindexI haven't checked ' Snopes.Com ' to see if this actually Works or Not . . . But they say, If you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked, You should sniff some Windex first. It'll...
For several years now, I've assisted in coaching Zany's soccer team. By years, I mean close to 6 years. By assisting, I mean that I've either been the coach or assistant coach at least one season every year. My son, Bug, has played soccer daily for 9 years now and...
One evening not long ago, I was exhausted. Zany didn't want to go to bed, so she kept offering to help me with different things but I was so tired I could barely think. I looked at her and said, "Why don't you go take a shower for me. I'm too tired to get up."My doll...
This doesn't point to social beliefs but instead to my sense of humor...I received this from a friend...I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 2011, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense...
A funny I ran across recentlyGARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISISA lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.Well, there's a very simple answer.Nobody bothered to check the oil.We just didn't know we were getting low..~~~The reason...
My children make me laugh!Not very long ago Hubby woke up with a swollen eye. Well, he, being the smarty pants he is, told everyone who'd listen that I popped him one.I didn't think much of it until that evening when I tucked my baby girl into bed. She looked at me...