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A Job Where I Couldn’t Excel:

by | Jan 6, 2013 | Hott Laughs | 3 comments

Wal-Mart Greeter…
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Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, ‘Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?’

The mom answered, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?’

I replied, ‘I’m not blind or stupid. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work!

oh well!!

 

Disclaimer: This was written by someone unknown to me 🙂

Written by Regina Hott

I love to read! But I don't always think the synopsis on the backs of books do them justice. I do, however, believe all books should come with an intended rating - or at least a steam FYI. So, I'm taking upon myself to educate all -- christian & secular readers, alike -- on the books behind the synopsis and the possible things you may not want your YA reader to see. Enjoy!
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3 Comments

  2. Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com
    Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com on January 6, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Ha! Funny!

  3. Xmasdolly
    Xmasdolly on January 6, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    LOL Yep, heard that one before, but it still cracks me up!