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A MALE FAIRY TALE….

by | Apr 22, 2012 | Hott Laughs | 4 comments

As usual.. an email I must share:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said, “No!!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-boobed broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

Written by Regina Hott

I love to read! But I don't always think the synopsis on the backs of books do them justice. I do, however, believe all books should come with an intended rating - or at least a steam FYI. So, I'm taking upon myself to educate all -- christian & secular readers, alike -- on the books behind the synopsis and the possible things you may not want your YA reader to see. Enjoy!
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4 Comments

  1. Molly@Reviewsbymolly
    Molly@Reviewsbymolly on April 22, 2012 at 8:19 am

    LMBO!!! This totally made my morning! Thanks for sharing!

    • Gina
      Gina on April 22, 2012 at 7:35 pm

      So glad you enjoyed!

  2. Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com
    Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com on April 23, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Haa! LOL
    This would crack up Mr. Whimsy.

    • Gina
      Gina on April 24, 2012 at 8:39 am

      I’m so glad you enjoyed it 😉