I received the most horrific news while eating lunch today...My fortune cook said, and I quote,"Genius is eternal patience".Grrr. No wonder I've not made it to genius status, yet!!
Terrible News… LOL!
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The Cabbages Are Coming!
One recent morning as we were getting ready for school, I heard Zany pattering through the house yelling, "The cabbages are coming! The cabbages are coming!"Now, as I said, we were running late (that translates to at least five minutes behind the time I'm usually...
Just have to share…
So I was doing my weekly BN.com search and I thought I'd go about it a bit differently.So I went into the eBooks section. Clicked on 'children' and ended up with.... Barnes�&�Noble.com - eBooks Search: ChildrenNow, maybe it's just me, but I don't want my children...
My life
Do you ever think about the things you do for your family and wonder why?Recently, I attended Bug's soccer game. I love my sons and try to make it to all of their games and practices but sometimes I just wonder: WHY?It was more than one hundred degrees out with few...
Can You Imagine?
We use Mail Chimp for work & the silly chimp always has cutsie little comments at the top. Now very long ago I was checking on our mailing stats and noticed the little chimp saying:this is what it linked to:Now, all I can think is:What if I had this chair &...
Go With Him
When my hubby needs to go to the doctor, I always try to find something else to do so I don't need to join him. I believe after hearing this, I'll rethink my strategy...From Hott BooksThe man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house...
Yes, No, Maybe?
What a proposal...From People of Walmart.comYes, No, Maybe?: I’m pretty sure she spelled out “Yes” in bags of Doritos and Funyuns… or she spelled out “No” in a restraining order.California
Why Not to Lie to Your Wife…
Something about this joke just made me laugh!Drag those hubbies to church this morning - they probably need to be there!!John hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the...
How to Kill Your Husband…
I found this while surfing and thought you'd enjoy:A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked: "Why in the world do...