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by | Oct 15, 2011 | Hott Laughs, Hubby, Zany | 5 comments

One evening not long ago, I was exhausted. Zany didn’t want to go to bed, so she kept offering to help me with different things but I was so tired I could barely think. I looked at her and said, “Why don’t you go take a shower for me. I’m too tired to get up.”

My doll looked at me and said, “Mom, you have to get your own shower.”

In a teasing mood, I smiled and said, “You know, when I’m old like Grammy-Gram you’ll need to give me showers”.

Zany looked at me a bit perturbed and asked why the boys couldn’t do it. I feigned shock and answered, “I don’t want the boys to see me without my clothes!”

She got this horrified look on her face, looked around at each member of our family and replied, “Okay. Then the boys will have to give Daddy a bath. That’s good because he farts!”

I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face!!

Written by Regina Hott

I love to read! But I don't always think the synopsis on the backs of books do them justice. I do, however, believe all books should come with an intended rating - or at least a steam FYI. So, I'm taking upon myself to educate all -- christian & secular readers, alike -- on the books behind the synopsis and the possible things you may not want your YA reader to see. Enjoy!
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5 Comments

  1. Dead Trees and Silver Screens
    Dead Trees and Silver Screens on October 15, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Haha so cute and funny!

  2. Bev Hankins
    Bev Hankins on October 16, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Hee!! Kids say such great things!

  3. Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com
    Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com on October 16, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    LOL
    I love it.
    That's so cute.

  4. CMash
    CMash on October 17, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Out of the mouths of babes!!! Love it!!

  5. Melissa @ Mel's Books and Info
    Melissa @ Mel's Books and Info on October 17, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    It's comments like those that make being a parent so much fun–you never know what they are going to say next!